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bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.